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Gene
Aug 30th, 2017 at 6:35pm
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POOR MISUNDERSTOOD GENE'S FUNERAL

Gene works hard at the Phone Company but spends
two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every
Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
 
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Gene! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
this club before.

"Oh no," says Gene. "He's in my bowling league..."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Gene
if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Gene, starts to rub herself all over him and says...

"Hi Gene. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Gene's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.

Gene follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Gene tries desperately to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Gene, you picked up a real bitch this time.'


GENE'S FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY AT 2:00 PM
  
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