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Howard Cosell
Sep 8th, 2017 at 5:08pm
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Howard looks into the future.
"Folks, you'll never believe this...
  

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Reply #1 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 10:45am
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OMG, that's hysterical.  Who thought Howard was the only normal one in the group.

  My dad was friends with OJ, never thought he was capable of slicing and dicing his wife.  A few of my buddies investigated the murder of Nicole and Ron,  no doubt OJ did it but the special ed team of Marcia Clark and Darden completely F'd up the trial.  I was in a sushi bar on Wilshire 6 months after OJ was freed, he walks in with a smokin hot blond, I stand up and yelled "HEY KILLER" and draw my thumb across my neck.  Everyone in the place was laughing, he turned and walked out.

My mom lives next door to the Kardashians, what a freakshow.   Everyone falls all over themselves when the whores are around but to me it's like living next to a brothel, circus and psychiatric hospital rolled into one.
  
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Re: Howard Cosell
Reply #2 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 10:53am
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Spacestuff4me wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 10:45am:
OMG, that's hysterical.  Who thought Howard was the only normal one in the group.

  My dad was friends with OJ, never thought he was capable of slicing and dicing his wife.  A few of my buddies investigated the murder of Nicole and Ron,  no doubt OJ did it but the special ed team of Marcia Clark and Darden completely F'd up the trial.  I was in a sushi bar on Wilshire 6 months after OJ was freed, he walks in with a smokin hot blond, I stand up and yelled "HEY KILLER" and draw my thumb across my neck.  Everyone in the place was laughing, he turned and walked out.

My mom lives next door to the Kardashians, what a freakshow.   Everyone falls all over themselves when the whores are around but to me it's like living next to a brothel, circus and psychiatric hospital rolled into one.


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Re: Howard Cosell
Reply #3 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 11:04am
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My favorite Howard Cosell story.   Well, to be honest, it's my only Howard Cosell story:

A country roadhouse down south initiated a new tradition when ol' Howard became a fixture on Monday Night Football.

Mid week they'd run a raffle.  The money went to buy a old TV set.  Had to be working, but no more than that.

Come Monday that TV would be set up on one end of the bar.   Winner of the raffle would sit at the other end.

When Howard's face first appeared, the raffle winner would pick up his shotgun and put a full charge of #6 shot through the picture tube.

Good 'ol boys never did much cotton to ol' Howard.  Nope.  Never did.
  

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Re: Howard Cosell
Reply #4 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 11:55am
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Not a Cosell fan in general, but I am a big Muhammed Ali fan, and the exchanges between Ali and Cosell were the source of much amusement for me as a young fella! Nobody could zing Cosell like Ali, or throw him off his monotone drivel like Ali!
  

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