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Mick B
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Pet food
Jan 13th, 2018 at 7:50am
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A little old lady goes to the local store to buy a couple of cans of cat food, at the checkout the checkout girl says she can't buy cat food unless she has proof that she has a cat because some old people are likely to buy it and eat it themselves.
The lady leaves and return the next day with her cat and gets the cat food.
The next day she comes in again to buy tins of dog food and gets the same story from the checkout girl, she leaves and returns the next day with her dog.
The next day she returns again with a box with a hole in the lid and asks the checkout girl to put her finger in the hole saying there was nothing in  the box that would hurt her.
The checkout girl put her finger in the box and when she pulled it out smelled it and said it smelled like shit, the old lady said it was and she just wanted to buy a role of toilet paper.
The moral of the story, don't mess with old folks.
Mike.
  
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